- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again?
HELLO AND WELCOME TO JAMBA JUICE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE OF OUR NEW AWESOME APPLE CINNAMON WHIRL’NS?
I’M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. THIS IS A CHAIR AND I’M YOUR DOG. HOW WAS WORK?
One thing I learned from watching Misfits is to never become a probation worker.
Another one down.
yall:
night yall
Night ronaldmcfondle
night everyone else too
night ronaldmcfondle
(via blackguyandrew)
